Enlightened Buddhist Masters are hard to work with
Because they are:
Touchy,
Critical,
Changeable,
Aloof,
Overly friendly,
Too optimistic,
Too pessimistic,
Too realistic,
Never tell you what you want to hear,
Never appreciate your efforts,
Always point out your weak spots,
Are unattached to everyone and everything,
Don’t grant you your every wish,
Make fun of you on a regular basis,
Are always on time even when they are late,
Have power but are controlled,
Are infinitely more happy than you are,
Are empty,
Are able to do things you can’t,
Are above desire and aversion,
Always do what is spiritually correct,
Pay no attention to your preconceived
Notions of what they should be like or
How they should act,
Turn gold when they meditate,
Don’t care about morality or immorality,
Will do anything to alleviate the spiritual
Suffering of another,
Love God beyond comprehension,
Have passed beyond the boundaries of human reason,
And are always able to find a parking space
Quickly and without apparent effort.